Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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