shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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