Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
