I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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