? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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