Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
