D3 body, D1 cock
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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