Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
third nipple confirmed
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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