Dual....:-)
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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