yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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