You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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