He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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