are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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