Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
