I don't remember. Are we still dating?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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