i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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