WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I licked your asshole in confidence.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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