So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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