What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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