My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
