She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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