Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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