idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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