As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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