Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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I need you to use more vowels.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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