Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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