Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
