No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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