just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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