we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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