dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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