covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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