Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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