If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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