Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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