I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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