if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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