Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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