You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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