My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
They have beer where we have blood.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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