and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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