so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
ugly people sure do ruin things
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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