Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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