I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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