so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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