We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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