Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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