More tranny stories later!
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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