idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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