i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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