i just wanna soil my oats bro
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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