she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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