what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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