I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
