I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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