She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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