but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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