It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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